I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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