He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
All the doctor said was why
Randomize