You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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