So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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