gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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