I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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