porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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