I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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