That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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