Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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