Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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