The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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