if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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