You're so nebulous sometimes
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
