Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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