im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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