My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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