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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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