I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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