I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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