Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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