Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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