halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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