And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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