Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i drank out of a bidet.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
