So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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