I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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