I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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