It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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