Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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