The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am one with the molecules
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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