Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
