So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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