On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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