yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Watching her eat just hurts me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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