? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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