last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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