I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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