Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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