Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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