Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize