David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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