The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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