i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
