i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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