How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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