you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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