it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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