Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I understand Curling. That high.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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