He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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