Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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