Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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