And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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